February 2012
12 posts
The Defence of the Book: a story by Julian Barnes →
still a great, great man.
4 tags
GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: After successfully crossing said puddle, you continue walking down the street until, all of a sudden, you encounter Drake exiting a limo. How do you introduce yourself? Jean-Ralphio: ”D to the R to the A-K-E. / It’s me J.R., do you want some tea…cups.” Read More...
January 2012
20 posts
Anonymous asked: Are you Jewish?
3 tags
how i sometimes end up drunk off $25 full of hot dogs and trawling memories of everyone i’ve ever fucked and, for the most part, never spoken to again, is beyond me. in all sobriety i’ve forgotten everybody but every four or so months there are cracks in things and somebody’s elected to ignore me in favour of someone they want more, who’s harder to pry apart, and i’m...
“This is an essential aspect of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a...”
– Michael Chabon (via oceansorbitingblackholes)
2 tags
“Let’s face it: We are who we are, and we will carry ourselves into the New Year...”
– Unremitting Failure (via nevver)
December 2011
17 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Dirty Three (16)
Kurt Vile (9)
The Weeknd (8)
Atlas Sound (3)
Rihanna (2)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Rural Life (1)
Enon (1)
Fleet Foxes (1)
Slum Village (1)
Big K.R.I.T. (1)
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November 2011
35 posts
