February 2012
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The Defence of the Book: a story by Julian Barnes →
still a great, great man.
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GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?” Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: After successfully crossing said puddle, you continue walking down the street until, all of a sudden, you encounter Drake exiting a limo. How do you introduce yourself? Jean-Ralphio: ”D to the R to the A-K-E. / It’s me J.R., do you want some tea…cups.” Read More...